BigFoot Vlog 3 - I Joined a Real-Life Squid Game

Hey everyone, Foot here.

This was supposed to be a chill fishing trip. Just me, a stick, and a lake that definitely isn’t haunted. I woke up early, made a worm sandwich (don’t ask), grabbed my gear, and set off into the misty woods. I even talked to the fish ahead of time. Gave them a heads-up. “I’ll only take one of you,” I said. “No hard feelings.”

But then... he showed up.

Some short guy in a suit. Nice shoes, bad energy. He walked up like he owned the forest and said, “Bigfoot, we have a game. Very lucrative. You’ll like it. Cash prize. No taxes.”

He opened a briefcase. Full of money. Real money. The kind you humans scream over in shopping malls. And I’ll be honest — I panicked. I said yes. I don’t even remember how. One moment I was holding a fish, the next — I’m on a bus with tinted windows and a guy in a pink jumpsuit offering me a protein bar.

Boom. Squid Game. I'm in it now.

But here’s the twist: I’m not the only weirdo they recruited.

Wendigo’s here. Still smells like cold soup and bad memories. Hasn’t blinked once.

Skinwalker’s pretending to be someone’s grandma. Again.

Witch Morgan floats everywhere like she’s allergic to floors.

Sabrina — yeah, the one with the talking cat — is here too. She brought a cursed toaster and zero explanation.

And then there’s Baba Yaga — who, for some reason, looks like a goth girl with purple hair, a vape pen, and a really bad attitude. She called me “wood boi” and tried to sell me crystals. I think I love her.

Now I’m just trying to survive in this neon nightmare. There’s a giant doll. There’s a guy who tried to eat one of the guards. (It wasn’t me this time.) I miss my lake. I miss my fish. I miss being the scariest thing in the woods.

Anyway — if I die, tell Kevin the squirrel he still owes me two acorns and a breakfast steak.

And if I don’t die — like, subscribe, and leave a comment.
Because I swear to all things mossy… Baba Yaga’s trying to recruit me into a pyramid scheme. And I need backup.

⏳ TIMELAPSE

00:00 - Intro of BigFoot / I Joined a Real-Life Squid Game
01:24 - Sasquatch's Fishing
03:06 - Yowie meet Wendigo and Skinwalker
03:47 - I meet The Witches: Sabrina, Morgana and Baba Yaga
04:31 - Squid Game: The Doll Round Begins

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